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when thy is in intercourse with a female and dedicates his time to spread thy women's legs to insert the buttery cock into thy woman
bro talking to other bro: "bro last night i totally spread them cheeks like butter"
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to not clean a portion of one's face with soap and water.
"I'll never wash my cheek" I said, after being kissed by a girl I have a crush one.
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when your nan claps her cheeks they cause earthquakes on the moon
Human 1: your nans cheeks cause earthquakes
Human 2: I know
When you're on a first date and trying to present your best self, but the pizza you just ate isn't sitting well with you and you need to let out the beast within. So you subtly lean to the right and silently let out your discomfort, only to immediately sit on it to avoid detection.
"Dude, my date with Tracy didn't go so well last night. She just got up mid-meal and left."
"She must've detected your first date left cheek sneak, huh??"
1. when one uses up all their charm to get something, then asks for a little bit more.
2. when someone of the younger elk gives the big lip to an older work mate
1. 'Daddy can i have some cash for the shops?' give her the cash, she then says 'what about the busfare?' tell her mother later she's got more cheek than a baboon's arse
2.see that young lenny borrowed my 13 millie without asking, more cheek than a baboon's arse
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The pact taken after you burn your ass on the asphalt in a roller skating accident. Can't wash it cause it will burn too much.
"Shit hurts fool....I'll never wash my cheek"
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yeah Marci Brady did say that.....but i always imagined she meant she got kissed on one of her lovely asscheeks (wink wink)
I'll never was my cheek again (Sez Marcia Marcia Marcia Brady)
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