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Swetanshu Sekhar Panda

(noun, singular, legend-in-the-making)
1. A rare breed. A perfect mix of ruthless ambition, sharp intellect, and untouchable finesse. Destined for greatness, whether it's locking down opponents on the court or commanding the seas as a future NDA officer.

2. The blueprint. Stands tall at 5’10” but plays like a giant. Tactical, calculated, and always three steps ahead—whether it’s in basketball, academics, or life itself. Handles in progress. Shot getting deadlier. Work ethic unmatched.

3. An unstoppable force. Once on a mission, there’s no stopping him. Resilient. Disciplined. Relentless. A name that will be remembered—not just said.

You see that dude? Yeah, that’s a Swetanshu Sekhar Panda. They don’t make ‘em like that anymore.

by joseph.apline February 27, 2025


Panda Fat

When a guy/girl is fat but still sexy/handsome/pretty.

Guy 1: So I met this girl the other day she’s fun and sexy just a little panda fat.
Guy 2: I gotcha...well nothing wrong with that.

by Juanmillion October 10, 2017


Chubby panda

a username that a baddie uses on discord. whoever is a chubby panda is such a cool person

look at that chubby panda walking down the street. Aren't they so cool?

by Kum master May 07, 2021


Panda Keeper

One who puts extreme effort to maintain or improve something that should by natural process die out.

Taken from the ridiculous effort needed to keep Giant Pandas alive in captivity despite clear evidence that the creatures are Evolutionarily Unfit For Survival.

Dwight: Did you hear about Jim and Pam, they're trying to work it out despite what she did in New York.

Oscar: Yeah, Jim is such a Panda Keeper, he should have let that relationship die a long time ago.

by PolleN112 June 02, 2022


Landfill Panda

A fat-ass raccoon that is too gravitationally-challenged to hide in a tree. Therefore said Trash Panda prowls regions of landfills as to not having to climb but is complacent finding a home in the refuse and wallows in beheaded baby dolls and the lost dreams of childrens toys. Why? It's a fucking Landfill Panda. Why not?

I put this nanny-cam in Teddy Ruxpin. The batteries corroded the back and we tossed it in the can. Except...they weren't corroded...it was lemon-lime jello dust from when we made the tropical aspic. It captured everything. Landfill Panda and all. Land"fill" was right. Talley-ho.

by ZooOfRabidity October 26, 2018


Santa Panda

A Califurnia Buddhist who also happens to be quite attractive.

They were curious how they might cross paths with the cherished Santa Panda.

by LTKraptor December 14, 2020


Session Panda

Someone who loves a session and loves to have there belly rubbed while sessioning. Generally found in the Pearse St. area of Dublin or in one its many filthy nightspots or listening to Daft Punk, Vitalic, Dr lektroluv, Digitalism etc. in any auld place that will have him and sher who wouldnt.

Anto is such a session panda. I love him.

by OiGD August 30, 2008