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When you cum in a girls mouth and it sprays out of her nose.
Rachel was going down on me when I gave her the good ol "cafeteria joke'.
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A joke that goes over someone's head.
"Orange you glad I didn't say banana??"
"... I don't get it."
"Ah well, must be an airplane joke."
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Generally specific things that happen in such an ironic way; only a the fucked up god screwing with you could explain it.
Basically it shows how no human can escape the laws of casualty/ fate. The joke is even more funny when a person tries to resist fate/prophecy, and quite un-ironically ends up MAKING it happen.
For example:
The greatest God Joke that has been told since ancient Greek history. The play of Oedipus (you can still wiki it ya know!)
Prepare to F your moms, Déjà vu, and let your deams be dreams. Because whatever God/s you believe in is laughing at you. That's even including Kim Jon un. XD
I'm willing to bet you lived through a God joke at least once. :P
So I was talking to one my bros about the past election, he was like:
"yo Hillary Clinton man... cheated the democrat primaries, cheated Bernie Sanders, Deleted her Illuminati emails AND lied about them, even got caught but didn't answer to her crimes, oh and that's not all. She even had the feminists + tumblr on her side. Then she did all that just to lose the DONALD fucking TRUMP. LOL! What a goddamn God joke man! its just so fucked up haha!"
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a joke that isn't rude, obscene, vulgar, or derogatory, but is still a joke because it is funny and makes you laugh
She knew how to tell a proper joke, and everyone laughed in the auditorium.
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just kidding or just playing around
Riyah is just all jokes, she is so funny
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It's when the human race tries to kill it's self off
Prick - I have a taco joke!
Me - Don't fucking say it Zach
Prick - Why did the tacos cross the road
Me - Don't fucking say it Zach
Prick - To fart their way over to the sidewalk and kill the BURRIOTOS
Me - I cease to exisit
Me - Also burritos are better than tacos
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A joke that a large audience would find hilarious.
I just thought of a really awesome Alan Joke!
Cholera? Call her a what?
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