pool bedtime

When playing pool for a long period of time, the point at which the standard of play drops off significantly. This is often sudden, and results in an incredibly long frame of shoddy pool.

Will:- "Mate, this frame is taking forever"

Tom:- "We've gone past pool bedtime, definitely our last frame"

Memphis Pool Party

When everybody jumps in the pool (preferably fully clothed) one after the other in a line

“Yo let’s get a Memphis Pool Party going at the neighboring beach club.”
“Yeah hahaha they’re gonna be so pissed.”

Pool Que

A pool que is used in the classic gentleman's game of pool to hit the white billiard into the other billiard balls in order to claim victory.

Gentleman 1: Do you fancy a game of pool?
Gentleman 2: I would fancy one good sir. Please allow me to retrieve the pool ques.

i’m at the pool

I love you, let’s get married

Person 1: What did he say??
Person 2: He said ‘I’m at the pool’
Person 1: OMG UR GETTING MARRIED

Drop a friend off at the pool

Code phrase for having to take a dump

Being a painfully shy person, I stood up from the table and just told everyone I had to go drop a friend off at the pool.

Pool

Something that is closed.

Pool’s closed due to aids and stingards (also with aids)

pool

(verb) to scroll on a device very long, causing your mind to drip into a metaphorical puddle around you

1. God she's been pooling for hours now
2. I pooled until my fingers went numb