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Noun- The after effects of chronically jacking off with your penis to the point where it peels! Baters...
Dude I gave myself such a bad "Hand Rash" after watching Back Door Sluts 9 for 3 hours last night!
Alternative form of hand sanitizer, used when Hand Sanitizer is no longer available. Commonly found after jacking off or inside your mom's stomach.
Hospital Entrance Temperature Checker: Let me get your temperature. Here's a new mask and some hand sanitizer.
Person shortly self admitting to Psych. Ward: No thanks, I brought my own Hand Fertilizer. *Whips out dick* *Starts spanking it*
Hospital Entrance Temperature Checker: Oh deer God! Security!
Person shortly self admitting to Psych. Ward: Spiderman! *makes deer noises*
Another name for an old fashioned handjob.
Mary Jane Rottencroch gave me a hand hummer inside the pool.
When you stick your hand in between your naked asscheeks and rip ass, causing your asscheeks to jiggle all your assham on your hand.
Bro I got a garbage hand wanna smell it?
Bro?
Where'd you go?
Dude...
Like "silver-tongued" but in deaf world whereas their sign language is well-expressed, picturesque, intellect and eloquent.
Girls talking about their ASL teacher giving Shakespeare act in the class a hour ago.
Girl 1: "He signed very beautiful!"
Girl 2: "Yeah and he appears attractive in it!"
Girl 3: "I agree. He is silver-handed."
1. An awkward cramp that occurs when one masturbates over a women named Frances too furiously, resulting in an uncontrollable strain in the hand that resembles the rigid look of the popular danish toy's hands.
2. To completely miss an easy catch when something is thrown, similar to a crocodile catch where the hands clap together making a snapping sound.
1. After to much time alone he was Fran handed.
2. While playing Frisbee in the park Fran was hit in the face after being "Fran handed."