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The act of performing oral sex on an elderly woman.
Grandma had a new bounce in her step after getting a wet dustbuster from her male companion.
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When an enjoyable sexual encounter is heightened by a quick, unsuspected switcheroo from vagina to anus.
Priskey: Rumor has it you pulled the old wet dolphin last night, you sandbagging son of a bitch.
McCoy: Ya bro. I almost drowned in her pussy, so I swam to her butt.
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1.When you are in your teenage years and are going through puberty your penis experiments and while you are sleeping will get sexually excited and start to release semen.
2.Are often perceived by retarts as the term to having wet their pants.. while they sleep....
1.Louis is having a wet dream because his penis is vertically bisecting his body and there is semen erupting from his penis.
2.retart 1: (whispers to retart 2) hey i just had a wet dream last night.
retart 2: same!! i have wet dreams everyday and i make my mom clean me up!
randomdudepassingby: (seeing the two 8 year olds) wtf....?
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Similar to a wet willy, a wet rufus is when you put the juices from a womans vagina on your finger and stick it in her ear.
Diane was being difficult, so when Frank got her pants off, he gave her a wet rufus to warm her up.
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The act of a man dipping his flaccid penis into a toilet bowl or cup containing a liquid, then slapping an unsuspecting person with it repeatedly, usually over the arm, leg, or shoulder. The receiver is usually sitting in a chair or couch, with their back turned to the giver.
Josh was so drunk at the party last night that he sneaked behind Jennifer while she was sitting on the couch, dipped his penis into her beer glass, and gave her a wet elephant on the arm.
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When someone has their personality rapidly drained from them and does everything their girlfriend asks.
And then they start lieing about where there going with elaborate tales cos they're scared they will get beaten up
Keith: Where's Brooksy tonight.
Lloyd: He said he was comin but his bird rang and he quickly disappeared.
Keith: WHAT A FUCKIN WET LETTUCE!
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A term used when during sex you (or many men) pull out and spill the spank juice in a bowl for the woman to than eat.
As recently described on a popular Radio show on XM when they reviewed the movie Wet Food
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