ben smith

Xenophobic toward blue eyed people. Does not believe in organized government. Finds beauty in the small things, like his beady eyes. Not sure I've ever seen him blink. Guinness World Record for longest toenails. Favorite pastime is naming genatalia.<3 He is coming to the tre.

- Hey, ben smith, what's the labia?

- Oh, it's the inner lips. :)

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Taryn Smith

A very stupid and short and annoying yet she’s a good beat friend

Taryn smith is a dumbo

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Alexis Smith

A human who cant shit without there asshole ripping

I hate to say it but your a Alexis Smith

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Sean smith

He is a good person he may not look or seem like it but he is he is a bit slow when it comes to school but you can count on him to keep secrets he hates keeping secrets to his friends he tells them everything hardly lies covers up for friends and when he has a crush on someone he wont get his crush off its stuck on you for ever he wont stop till he has had enough of any girl named with a K in there name he has a crush on he is very special also he is not afraid to start dancing goofing around or anything that's his life

Example Sean smith is my best friend

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Brad Smith

Has the biggest muscle mass known to man. If you have a girlfriend or wife, keep them away from him at all costs. He will steal them. If you are gay, he will call his best pal Kim Jong Un to assassinate you.

Him: Stay away from Brad Smith

Her: Why?

Him: Just stay away from him

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Mary Smith

When your having a conversation and Mary Smith chimes in and says the same f***ing thing!

me: it’s going to rain the for the next five days

(dumbass comes in a five seconds later)
dumbass: it’s going to rain for the next five days
me: okay Mary Smith

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batty smith

Waiting for your turn whilst watching lesbian sex.

I've been waiting for a Batty Smith for over an hour now and I am about to bust a nut

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