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Xenophobic toward blue eyed people. Does not believe in organized government. Finds beauty in the small things, like his beady eyes. Not sure I've ever seen him blink. Guinness World Record for longest toenails. Favorite pastime is naming genatalia.<3 He is coming to the tre.
- Hey, ben smith, what's the labia?
- Oh, it's the inner lips. :)
A human who cant shit without there asshole ripping
I hate to say it but your a Alexis Smith
Has the biggest muscle mass known to man. If you have a girlfriend or wife, keep them away from him at all costs. He will steal them. If you are gay, he will call his best pal Kim Jong Un to assassinate you.
Him: Stay away from Brad Smith
Her: Why?
Him: Just stay away from him
A funny, amazing friend with an awesome fun personality.
Hey is that Poppy Smith
Yes that’s the nicest girl I know
Waiting for your turn whilst watching lesbian sex.
I've been waiting for a Batty Smith for over an hour now and I am about to bust a nut
The god of Minecraft a representation of Bijan
Oh we shall now sacrifice a dog for John Smith now we pray to John Smith