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One who hords firewood for himself, cause he is to cheap to pay his gas bill.
That schultz is such a wood-miser, He took half of my wood last night.
Another way of saying jerking off.
All my brother does is sit around whittling wood and watching porn instead of finding a woman to do it for him.
A common slag, a fish ridden market a Braintree youth.
Don't be a bethany Woods
the front man of experimental post-punk ground black country, new road that all mentally ill depressed speedy wunderground fans want to be
“have you heard the new black country, new road album?”
“of course, it’s album of the year, i’m such an isaac wood! oh well, off to therapy i go!”
a tough-skinned terrestrial mollusc which typically lacks a shell and secretes a film of mucus for protection. It can be a serious plant pest.
brissy woods is useless
When your morning wood hard tho
me "looks at pants"
Ah iv got the morning stiff / stiff wood
When your pecker wood starts devolving back to it's original form
When the strip club turned the lights on, and I saw that bitches C-section scar and her cracked out meth face it gave me a waning wood :(