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A video that was once passed around via email or once viral and has been dead, but now in circulation again. Possibly infected with some sort of undead virus.
The Wassup Superfriends True Budweiser commercial is a classic Zombie-Video.
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Whenever a hoard of jerking zombies attack a bathroom.
Dude that bathroom looks like it just had a zombie acockalypse
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Screaming Zombie - This term describes the process of a guy ejaculating into a girls eyes. This then will cause her to run around with her eyes shut like a “screaming zombie” clawing out her own eyes and appearing to be blind and groping around the place finding her way to the sink.
She was giving me a blowie and I pulled out and spunked right in her eyes, then she became a screaming zombie!
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Eating a 3 hour old cream pie out of a girls vag
I had a delicious zombie taco last night!
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When I girl lies down, doesn’t move, and gets eaten.
I’m tired, hope hubby doesn’t mind me in zombie position.
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When a customer comes into a furniture store multiple times throughout the week and walks around looking at the same things without asking any questions or for help; in a zombie like manner. Furniture Zombies also never buy and waste your time. This is similar to a Furniture Vampire but a Furniture Zombie doesn’t speak or acknowledge that a sales person is even there. A Furniture Zombie episode could last 20 seconds to 2 hours. The typical age of a Furniture Zombie is the ages 70 and up. At least 1 out of 10 customers is considered a Furniture Zombie. If a Furniture Zombie is under the age of 70 then you have a rare form of Furniture Zombie which might be better or worse than a typical Furniture Zombie.
Susan had a classic Furniture Zombie. The woman was 80 years old and she was previously in the past two days looking at all of the furniture pieces on the floor. Susan asked her if she could help but the woman didn't respond and looked like a zombie.
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