The Beverly Hills of Alabama. The little green city filled with rebellious crackhead teens, loaded lawyer fathers that cheat on their wives, who are crazy wine cooler-loving freaks who are obsessed with their childrens' lives, and porsche driving celebs. Huge houses and nice cars... but tons of drama. You think they're living the good life? You have no idea...
A sample situation in Mountain Brook, AL.
Emily: "Hey mom, can I spend the night at Victoria's house tonight?"
Emily's mom: "What do her parents do for a living? Do they drink? Does Victoria have any older siblings?"
Emily's dad: "Honey, I'm gone to work."
Emily's mom: "But.. it's ten at night..."
Emily's dad: "Exactly..."
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A state of two-facedness often found around a great luxury.
Ex. Fossil fuel emissions are killing the world.
I guess i'll fly around in a jet that burns the most fossil fuels.
Dude you have Al Gore Syndrome hardcore.
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Genitals or butt that is not fresh or unclean.
He looked hot but when I went down on his ass it was al dente.
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A once critically-acclaimed Italian-American actor. These days would struggle to make the second round of auditions for a Rob Schneider flick.
Two for the money viewer A: Man I can't stand Al Pacino anymore. All he does is yell.
Two for the money viewer B: Yeah talk about a one-trick pony. I can't beleive it took us 30 years to realise how crap he is.
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2) The effect on a guy after his wife has spent every last cent on what ever she wants leaving him to eat dog shit for weeks.
That guy has been eating dog shit for weeks, yep, it's the Al Bundy Syndrome but his wife has nice shoes!
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A dictator who has murdered thousands of people and allowed ISIS to spread terror across the world. Hitler's middle eastern look alike.
Bashar Al Assad will get what's coming to him.
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