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Accidently licking the wrong hole during an amorous encounter and getting an unexpected taste of the previous evening's takeaway.
i was eating this girl out, but then got a chinese bomb-bay mix-up.
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The pinnacle of everything wrong that comes to mind when you think of teens. Violent cunts, shitty educational standards, the black market and it has a hideous green colour scheme to top it all off. This school has you covered.
Trinity Bay State High School is Education Queensland's soft underbelly.
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The only all girls, Pre-K through 12 school in Rhode Island.
Pretty much every where you go out in public, you see someone you know that goes to Bay View, is a parent or grandparent of a Bay View student, went to Bay View at some point in their life, or knows Bay View as their "sister school"- aka, the Hendricken boys.
Bay View puts on a kick-ass show, called "Manhattan at the Bay" or better known to the students as cabaret. Everyone in the state of RI either has seen this show, or knows about it.
Bay View also offers every sport that a girl can play, and basically beats every team in the state, whether they're girls teams or not.
St. Mary Academy Bay View hallway conversations go like this:
Girl 1: OMG, ROBERT PATTINSON CUT HIS HAIR!
Girl 2: NO WAY! well, why can't vampires have short hair? I mean, vampires can cut their hair, what's the big deal?!
Girl 1: Yeah, that's true, he still looks good.
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A school with tons of stoners, rednecks, athletes, beaners, anime nerds, thugs n shit. Not that many niggas or asianos. 2018-19 football team is crap, used to be "undefeated" until Terra Nova whooped our ass. The teachers are ok i guess, i mean some are better than others. There arent that many real gangstas, just fools that dress in black all the time pretend they perpetrating. (Most crap themselves when threaten with a mere fight lol, they tend to hang with the cops in some youth program or sum shit) Most come from the Moonridge projects down south.
I went to Half Moon Bay High School before saying fuck it and going to Skyline Community College. Anyways that'll be $5 for the bj.
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one of the greatest mothafuckin roads on long island... i use that shit so often its not even funny... one thing i wanna add .. IM so sick of you assholes that call it the seaford-syosset expressway, FUCK you, get the fuck out of here you dont belong on this island, because we call it the seaford oyster bay you uptight assholes .. ANYWAY i can get to work in 7 minutes from the total opposite side/ a classic long island town that i just happen to cause a lot of drama in (sorry not my fault/problem its quite funny actually) right on the other side in 7 minutes and change and its just fucking awesome..
HEY ! OH shit i only have 10 minutes to get to work ! well thats ok ill just jump on the seaford oyster bay expressway 135 and i wont have any trouble what so-ever
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The act of shoving a hand full of sand into a females vagina and having rough intercourse thus when finished said female is left to walk sideways with legs wide apart imitating the movement of a crab
Mate, I was down the beach on the weekend with my girl so i gave her the morton bay sand crab, its been 3 days and the bitch is still walking around like zoidberg.
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Innocent teachers and kids who say they smoke gas but never do.
Kids who say their about to fight but ain’t like that.
The kid there will beat anyone in a race on god.
Anchor Bay Middle School North has the best football team in the world with an Undefeated football season.