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People from Seaford, LI:
-are italian or irish
-caucasians..
-have a milf mom
-have jumped over the crescent cove fence before
-gotten sloshed at the dunes in middle school
-swam in dirty ass canals
-crawl to seaford bagel or sequa to cure a hangover
- choose tobay over jones beach
-know what an op run is
-have worked at gino’s for at least a day
-wear aviator sunglasses year round
-know that dunkin is better than starbucks
-cried when boces was knocked down and turned into hag central :(
-only listen to rap in public
-have fucked in the back of fun stuff toys at least once ;)
Person 1 Is that girl from seaford?
Person 2 Well I think I saw her once churning the butter in the back of fun stuff toys so yes.
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A town in England that has just one little club called 'the trek' commonly used by sluts to 'get there freak on' with the very un-hot guys. Only consists of charity shops and cafes, Chavs and its worst feature being vale road or chyngton!
'hey man where u out 2night?'
'The trek dude'
*hangs up
-seaford-
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Name of a town on Long Island that is often forgotten about. Sandwiched between two classier towns (Wantagh and Massapequa), Seaford boasts a community of people who likely procrastinate putting engines in their vehicles, almost always a Ford Lightning. Seafordians on the south shore often own multiple boats and lifted trucks, as the streets tend to flood. Legend has it that many of the men are cursed with inexplicably inferior genitalia.
Guy: Hey, the realtor called, mentioned an open house in Seaford, what should I tell her?
Girl: Fuck that! Seaford needs to get its shit together and extend the 135 across the Long Island Sound!
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a pussy ass neighborhood where white people think their black wtf is that about.....
also see massapequa farmingdale amittyville
seaford is a pussy ass neighborhood
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A beach in South East Melbourne with sandy white shores and clear waters. At this beach you can see adults drinking straight vodka, women giving blow jobs and receiving cunnilingus in return - in broad daylight, often in front of children. It's also common to spot people sexing in the ocean. Lots of sand gets thrown around here and people tend to lose their phones.
Andy asked Cass to join him at Seaford beach, she knew it'd be a day she wouldn't forget. Except after all the vodka, forget she did.
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(short for Seaford head community college) a crappy little school in a crappy little town. its full of chavs who like justin beiber and sluts that look like they have inherited the Dorito gene. they are soooo last century. the schools made up of two sites, not that thats intresting or anything, i was just stating a fact. :P all of the kids seem to have moved over from tideway which just proves that theyre stupid. they dislike anything cultured in any way. they all think that eastbourne is more fun than brighton and go there all the time cos theyre boring. so basically, in a nushell, seaford head is stupid. the end.
person 1: do you go to seaford head?
person 2: yeah...?
person 1: that explains why you look like your mother fucked a wotsit.
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This is the most redneck town in VA.
All boys talk about on the bus is what wheels they put on their 4 wheelers and the girls either don't have any fashion sense at all and just wear stinky t shirts and jeans or they're wiggers or they don't bathe and always smell really bad.
Being a prep at heart and not being able to go all the way with in this town is very heartbreaking. For example if I wore a pair of capris with whales embroidered on them, every kid in my school would make fun of me.
It is so sad.
These people are also very mean.
They can't try to be sophisticated at all. Again, I cry to myself. I swear, I am living in the wrong place. I should be living in williamsburg, VA, which is the best town in the country, not to mention the world!!
But yes seaford is a place where people always talk about going to the huge Baptist church, even when they're not Baptist, just so they can hear the latest gossip.
It is also a place where there are the popular cheerleaders and losers, goths, exc., but it is not sophisticated enough to have real preps (which is so sad!)
It is also a place where people hang out at the Seaford Country Market, which is owned by a fat, arrogant man who has a fat arrogant son who rides my bus and always pushes me out of his way when I'm in his flipping (excuse my french) way!
Boy 1: Are goin' to the Cu'ntry market tonight?
Girl 1: Yeah, baby. I'll be there. Are ya gonna bring yo fo' wheela?!
Boy 1: Yeah, and we'll go ridin' through Seafo'd on it.
Girl 1: Ohhhhhhhhhhhh Yeah!
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