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The product of a flawed plan concocted by men to create a new (fictional) holiday that enables men to receive both a steak and a blowjob from their girlfriends/wives on a specific day annually, apparently in a rebellion against the 'chore' of Valentine's Day.
However, whilst attempting to demean and get one up on their female counterparts these men have forgotten that this ridiculous holiday entitles them to ONE steak and ONE blowjob a YEAR. Therefore providing women with a justified excuse to avoid the activity becoming a regular occurance.
Nope, I'm not doing it. National Steak and Blowjob Day isn't for another 8 months... you'll have to wait it out.
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truly a guy's holiday, where a guy eats a steak and gets a bj. celebrated on Sep. 2 every year
I had my steak, honey...You know what that means?
No...what?
Well it IS the National Steak and Blowjob Day!!!
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Support your man for everything he has done for you, on National Blowjob day which occurs on June 9th. You give your man a nice blowjob.
"Yo how's your June 9th"
"Good since I got head from my girlfriend for National Blowjob Day"
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On may 7th a girl has to give a guy Bestfriend a blowjob to celebrate there friendship.
Its national Bestfriend blowjob day! Lets get started.
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Funny to use as an Interjection. Combination of a Blowjob a Nostril and a Sandwich
Joe: *stubs toe*
Bill: Are you ok?
Joe: Fuckin Blowjob Nostril Sandwich
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Filling your foreskin with caviar before a blowjob, for those with "expensive taste"
"Give him a good surf n turf blowjob for your next anniversary! "
An incredibly unpleasent blowjob that comes from crazy irish girls. It would be similar to a rabid dog attempting to suck your penis, incredibly unpleasant which is why you do not want crazy Irish girls sucking you off.
I thought the Guinness factory would be a gold mine, until I took that slut back and she gave me an Irish Blowjob.
She was basically biting my dick, a straight up Irish blowjob.
She ate my dick, Irish blowjob style...fuck.
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