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The phenomena of your penis accidentally falling out of your boxers through the front opening of your boxers.
I was walking around in my house when I noticed part of my penis felt cooler than the rest. Silly me, I didn't buy the boxers with the button in the front. I had a boner blooper.
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when you get an erection from doing something epic or doing something that requires bad-mother-fucker-ness
zach and andrew were talking about basic training and after basic zach said he had a freedom boner
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The opposite of a boner. When you are really cold/turned off, your dong will scrunch up so tight that it gets stiff.
Turn on the heater, I'm getting a negative boner.
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The female equivalent to a guy who is turned on sexually and has an erection.
Cassidy has been nursing a girl boner for her friend Regan's boyfriend Meredith.
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Jim: "Hey, I got a new flat screen tv!"
Your Response: "BONER DANICA!"
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An object or act of a person that totally unarouses a guy. Someone or something that kills the mood. Something that makes you anti-horny. cockblock buzzkill
Rad: Hey, check out these hot girls on the computer.
K-Dogg: **walks by with buttcrack showing**
Rad: Aw come on dude, you're a boner-be-gone.
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When a man is blinded by the fact he might be able to have sex with a girl and convinces himself she is hot when she is obviously not.
Tyler "How the hell did I ever think she was hot?"
Me "Don't blame yourself, blame boner vision."
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