white boots

Ejaculating/jizzing/sperming/shooting/releasing/splooging upon the feet.

I gave that girl some white boots last night after I bought her a lobster dinner.

After the lobster dinner, peanut butter snacks, and the triplesec butthole, I knew I was in for some quality white boots.

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w00t in a boot

Something so awesome, the original expression w00t is not enough.

Me: I just caught me an Oompa Loompa!
Satan: w00t in a boot!

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Pen Boots

something that when you walk your boot prints make an ink mark.

Man your Pen Boots sure do look like a bad ass chameleon

Fuck me so hard in the ear! Those Pen Boots look sweegy

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fruity boots

Well it's those girly boys with wheels stuck on there shoes now isn't it? It's kinda like they're trying to immitate the wheelie board kids but just don't have the heart.

Those0 damn girls and their fruity boots! They have nothin' on them wheelie boardin' kids carvin' up those there foot paths!

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Boot Knocka

Something of the highest possible quality. However, it is often used by insane people in Washington D.C trying to sell warm water for $5 a bottle.

Yo man,fuck Evian; this shit be the boot knocka.

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boot daddy

A flesh light inside a cowboy boot.

I struck out at the country bar, so I guess I’ll go home and use my boot daddy.

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brown boot

To brown boot somebody is to mark a person to be culled or to be singeled-out for dismissal. A pink slip.

"This morning they gave half the cubical rats the brown boot. I hope we're not next!"

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