Rural Dictionary

Boston T Party

1. colloquial: Boston Thrust Party

2. committing sexual relations with one's self using, especially using the left hand

3. brutally administrating sexual contact to a johnson

Thomas: "I believe Richard had a Boston T Party at work yesterday."
Richard: "Yes, I scheduled it for 3pm."
Harrison: "For the record, I did not participate."

"William, did you supervise a Boston T Party? I wish you would invite more people! I feel like we've lost something."
"Patrick, you know that I can make right with what I left behind."
"William, you are such a cock tease!"

Stacey avoided the unisex public bathrooms since hearing of George Michael and his infamous Boston T party.

by Danfield January 15, 2007

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2007 Boston Security Scare

The 2007 Boston magnetic light scare was an incident that occurred in Boston, Massachusetts and the Greater Boston area on January 31, 2007. Boston police found magnetic light devices with battery packs around the city, mistaking them for strategically-placed bombs. These devices turned out to be elements of a guerrilla marketing campaign for Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film For Theaters, a film based on the animated TV series Aqua Teen Hunger Force (ATHF) on Cartoon Network's Adult Swim late-night programming block. The G4 television network has dubbed the incident "Aquagate." This event just showed how stupid and how much some people can overreact.

In result two people were arrested, Peter Berdovsky, a freelance video artist from Arlington, Massachusetts, and Sean Stevens, of Charlestown, Massachusetts, were facing charges of placing a "hoax device" in a way that results in panic.Additional charges are being considered against the network and marketing firm. The two initial suspects have pled "not guilty."

In the first public interview of the suspects with their lawyer in front of the court building since they were charged, the suspects brought up the topic of '70s haircuts and refused to discuss anything else, amidst reporters' accusations that they were not taking the situation seriously which caused many of the reporting new stations to become frustrated (as they are all a bunch of idiots anyways and can't take a joke, and see the whole stupidity of the situation since most newstations are payed off by politicians anyways).

The stupidity of this situation is that the same magnetic lights were reported in many other cities including Seattle, Philadelphia, and New York. All in which no major crisis occured believing the objects were some sort of explosive device. In all of these cities, there were also no compliants about the devices. Although all of the magnetic lights in the three cities above had been in place two or three weeks, Boston was the only one where officials treated the objects as bombs.

Some of the LED lights are now selling for over the price $3,000 on Ebay.

Officer Bob: "Hey whats that glowing light?"
Citizen: "Well it can't be a glowing lite brite of some sort of cartoon figure flicking me off, no its got to be a bomb!"
Officer Bob: "A bomb hurry lets waste a large sum of money to disarm a light!"
That's the 2007 Boston Security Scare for ya

"1-31-07 Never Forget"

by TheRevolution19 February 2, 2007

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boston tea party

when a man ejaculates onto a girls face and uses his testicles as a paint brush to thoroughly paint the semen on her face,or on her neck if the load size makes nassasary!

suzie was sleepin and when she woke up she found out john had took her to a boston tea party!

by john stout March 10, 2008

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Boston Tea Party

When a man is standing over a woman while she is facing away from him on her knees and the man streches his scrotum to cover the woman's eyes. Part of the Colonial Times sexual moves.

"I can't believe Ben Reilly gave me a Boston Tea Party! It really got my bonch in a twist!"

by Babyballs October 6, 2006

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