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Military Alarm Clock

Walking into someone's room while they're sleeping with a frying pan in one hand and a wooden spoon in the other hand and proceeding to bang them together whilst inside the room.

#1: Hey bro you look tired.
#2: Yeah. My sister gave me a military alarm clock this morning.

by bossofpiza November 23, 2016


Clock

Circle with numbers and 2 black sticks that move

“I saw a circle with numbers and two sticks that move today” “that’s a clock Karen”

by Potatocheespart June 3, 2018


clock

a large Circle that hangs on the wall and ticks and tells you the time

what's the big clock on that wall

by my dang name bootiehole man November 24, 2020


Clock

Clown cock.

"I honked his balls and suddenly his clock stood up"

by bigclocker September 1, 2022


Clock

To hit or punch someone

I’m really bouta clock Jamal

by Coolguydudeman1 March 18, 2024


Clock

Big piece of big fat clock hanging on your wall if ur reading this ur a fucking vegetable. Also I fucking hate retards.

Gabi is a fucking vegetable... clock

by Veggieman101 November 14, 2018


clock

An old piece of equipment, largely replaced by the phone in modern society

Idiot 1: Oi mate, you got a clock here?

Idiot 2: Nah, we use phones, get with the times, idiot.

by Mayor of Gloucestershire July 9, 2022