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A person who defines themselves as an introvert but everyone views them as an extrovert or, a person who hates socialising but does it anyways for reasons like people pleasing or social anxiety
Them: you’re such an extrovert you talk to so many people
Me: nah I hate talking to people but I do it cause I’m a people pleaser
Them: oh so you’re a closeted introvert
a homosexual male that kicks other men in the testicles to hide their gayness. They are also frustrated that their penis size it abnormally small so they feel other men should be the same size they do this by kicking them in the testicles
Johnny kicked me in the balls the other day must be because he's a closet kicker
Someone who is part of the lgbtq+ but swears on everything that they are not
Rafe is a closet sexual
Secretly hardworking students. They don't admit they study. They want to give the impression the are some rare genius who can party until 4 AM the day of the exam and just get an A because they can "test well."
Medical schools are full of closet gunners.
The ultimate attack of an Asian Dad
Asian Kid: *Gets an F*
Asian Dad: That's It, no holding back 領域拡大：痛みのクローゼット (Japanese for domain expansion: Closet of Pain)
a mammal with no balls that humps uncontrollably
"i walked into the bedroom and that closet humper wouldn't leave my teddy bear alone!"
A man who thinks he is perfect, big, tough, or any combination of these, but panics at the sight of his own shadow.
"Jonathan, my neighbor, is a closet princess - he acts tough like he's 2Pac, but you come out the bushes on him and he screams like a 4 year old girl and runs away. Yesterday I saw him take out the trash and he looked down on the ground and jumped, dude literally got scared of his own damn shadow."