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COVID titties

When you develope man titties from smoking too much weed and eating too much food during the COVID-19 pandemic

"Man, that new batch of Granddaddy Purple and some Taco Bell has given me a strong case of COVID titties"

by Weednhoes January 31, 2021


Re-COVID

v. When you get the Rona for a second time.

After my 14-day quarantine in the hospital I went out into the world. I didn't recover, instead I re-COVID.

by Pundummy April 30, 2020


Covid-🐼

When China wants to divert the world attention that it is responsible for the coronavirus pandemic, by extending its panda diplomacy in developed countries to mask or vaccine diplomacy in developing nations—it has donated planefuls of free masks to dictatorial regimes, and promises them first-priority vaccines once they are available.

Thanks to Covid-🐼, China hopes to make up for its lies and cover-ups in not alerting the world of the coronavirus pandemic earlier, which could have prevented millions of infections and saved tens of thousands of lives globally.

by Covido November 24, 2020


Covid nude

A nude photo taken when you are positive for covid-19

Can you send me a covid nude?

by Bubbleandsqueek5524 December 29, 2022


Virtual COVID

A type of variant that happenda when in contact with people on the internet while having a vaccine

Fuck virtual covid

by Datthiza March 7, 2022


Covid Devoted

Willing to travel great distances to a booty call from a stranger on a dating app. Dedicated to dying for that dick during CDC recommended quarantine and self-Isolation.

Did you see Susie coming home from that strangers house from hinge early this morning she is covid devoted.

by kgarrity May 21, 2020


COVID Cop

Someone who enforces Covid 19 and social distancing measures.

No we can’t seat a table of 6!” said the COVID Cop

by Jonathan Sankey November 9, 2020