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When you use your mouth to latch onto the backside of a dildo while a lovely lady backs it up, grazing your nose with her chocolate starfish.
February is the ultimate month to practice your reverse dildo skills
This has not been invented yet
so heres my mark on it
-Thorn Kinsey
an act in Knives Out when a human wobbles side to side in order to act like a dildo. This person will undergo this act in order to attract, take another's orange and blue jacket, take a ghillie or to have fun.
DickPicBrett made Greenmonster2727 do a dildo dance in order to get a ghillie suit in knives out
Where an albino shits in a condom, puts it in the freezer overnight till it hardens, and then proceeds to use it as a dildo
Damn I tried that Albino Dildo trick last night!
The naiughtiest dildo on the the internet ever made
The dirtiest waffle iron dildo that slaps you around and makes you want to laugh while sucking it
A big plushie sloth commonly owned by little boys oftenly named Noah.
Person 1: "Wow, did you hear what Noah got yesterday?"
Person 2: "Yeah, I heard he got a Princess Dildo!"
A feminine child, not quite a teen annoying their father on a beach trip.
Child: it’s too hot on the beach.
Dad: go take a dip in the sea ya Dildo Baby