Dirt eyed

When someone gives you a rude look

someone dirt eyed me yesterday all day

One Eyed Willy

After not participating in any type of sexual activity for months, you finally jerk off into a girl’s face with a geyser load so big and powerful it forces her eyeball back into her brain, rendering her socket empty and causing her to wear an eye patch for the rest of her life.

It had been so long since I blew a load when I finally did, I turned Shaquanda into a One Eyed Willy.

bi-eyed

The laziest way of defining a creature or human with two different colored eyes which is more commonly known as “ heterochromia”.

The way Elliott hunt would say it Kus she didn’t know what the real word was.

That cat has two different colored eyes so it’s bi-eyed.

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Wobbly eyed

A term used by 17th century Welsh nobility to humiliate obese English men in front of their wives. Wobbly eyes was in reference to the English lack of control of their eyeballs due to low brain function.

On occasion, Welshmen would wobble their eyes about to trick English women into sleeping with them, much like spiders wiggle their front legs at large predators to fool them into giving the spider their candy.

Get that wobbly eyed idiot of an Englishman out of my pub and back into Satan's scrotum where he belongs!

one eyed snake

Dick! Large Johnson! Huge hose!

Harley eats one eyed snakes for breakfast!

Brown-Eyed Salute

N- A phrase used when a person has just made a statement that you can tell was complete BS. At this point, you decide that the person is full of crap and thus up to their eyes in "brown", therefore deciding that they are giving you their best brown-eyed salute.

Tommy- "I have a few Ferrari's sitting in my garage at home."

Jenny- "You work at McDonald's. I'm pretty sure that was your best brown-eyed salute, idiot."