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1) Sexual position wherein both male and female are laying back facing each other, either in a scissor position or the females legs bent over the males. The penis must be semi-flaccid to bend properly when inserted into the vagina. The thrusting comes from a rapid succession of punches that contact the base of the penis and may even incorporate grazing of the vulva.
2) how you'd picture two paraplegics going at it
3) see Philadelphia pancake Hawaiian Handshake
"Daisy and I were wrecked after round three but we still nutted using the old Philadelphia fist bump technique my daddy taught me after he lost his legs in 'Nam."
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A term for shitting in relation to whether you are wearing pants, closed fist is with pants on, whilst shitting without pants would be open handed. Other ways to say: Closed Fisted Shit, Closed Fist Shit
Dude James is Closed Fist Shitting himself!
When your dad is fisting you thus = fist me dady
Fist me dady and punch my fart box
A man who sticks his fist, into an ogres throbbing, bleeding anus.
Juan ogre fist just used his ogre fist on that ogre.
Baby fist dick is a deformity of the male genitals in which the otherwise "bell" shaped head of the man's penis is smooshed in a bit and resembles a baby's fist. If you suffer from such a deformity, my the God's have mercy on your soul.
*Watching porn* "Euuggh, look at the baby fist dick on this guy! I can't even watch what happens next."
How to Akimbo Fist Helicopter:
1. Get your significant other naked and place her on the floor.
2. Make sure to lubricate both hands. It's about to get messy. 😈
3. Create 2 fists with both of your hands.
4. Shove both fists up her vagina.
5. Lock her fists inside of her and raise them so they hit the ceiling of the vagina.
6. Lift her up whilst your fists are inside.
7. Hold her at a 45-degree angle and start to spin in circles.
To make the experience more authentic, make sure she makes helicopter noises.
Warning: If she is overweight this can evidently be dangerous as it can break your wrists.
Reggie: Hey sexy, you wanna do some Akimbo Fisting Helicopter tonight?
Fat Bitch: No Reggie, I'm too fat.
Reggie: Don't you worry girl, I've been stretching