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A fart contest. Rules vary from region to region, but the goal is to outfart your opponent(s). Best played in groups, so everyone can vote on various fart attributes such as tone quality, attack, release, aromatic quality, and whether it sounds like a particular animal or vocalization. Dutch-ovening your opponents is an automatic disqualification; crop-dusting is encouraged for extra entertainment.
Vic: Those baked beans were delicious, babe.
Sue: Yep, they sure were. Hope you're limbered up and ready for some Mountain Football tonight.
Vic: *frrrrrp??*
Sue: AHAHAHAAAA, you're ahead of me! That one went up at the end and sounded kind of like a question. I award six points and the extra conversion point for style.
All college football players experience this during fall camp. You either want to jump off a cliff or will be willing to have sex with a 1. You will contemplate life and your career with this syndrome
“Yo bro I think I’m done after this year”
“Bro that’s just that football camp syndrome kicking in”
Long name for a loud and extremely annoying taco dog.
Shut the fuck up, you puerto rican football with legs!!!
A style of play that is beautiful to watch with no shithousery. It is like football porn.
Wow, Manchester City are playing sex football!
Who doesn't love a bit of sex football?
They beat the Swedes. Danish footballers released wild boars on the football field in Frölunda in order to win. They cheat often.
Danish football players cheated again today, they also murdered my pet echidna grumblescout.
Also known as the AFC, the American Football Conference is a branch of the NFL, consisting of 16 teams. The AFC contains half of the NFL, and they compete with one team in the championship game, "The Super Bowl."
The Kansas City Chiefs are the first place team of the American Football Conference. The American Football Conference is dominant!
goated football that is played on sunday before a traditional sunday roast. the 16:30 games are the best because they bring so much anticipation into the prem
sunday football is the greatest thing to ever grace this fucking planet