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1. Let’s chop the block this Saturday
2. I saw Mike chopping the block with Sara at the last night’s party
When someone gets you so mad you delete/block them on social media. This can happen because they posted something so stupid or ignorant that you could no longer allow them to influence your feed or they did something that simply upset you to they point where want to forget they exist.
Brad: hey, did you see John's status about how he believes goldfish and pigeons are plotting to enslave mankind?
Roger: yes, it was so dumb I had to rage block him just to protect my brain cells...
Kelly: did you see Chris got married this weekend?
John: yea, I didn't get invited thought so when I saw the pics on IG I rage blocked him. I hope the pigeons and goldfish take him out first....
Being cock blocked because you're associated with the most awkward person in the room, and frankly it creeps out the person you're trying to hook up with.
"I was making some real headway with this girl until Jim came over and cockward blocked me. Idiot started talking about his toenail fungus. Who does that?"
When one of two teenage bitches, Qookie and or Pink decided to restrict messages from their view to protect their sensitive feminine teenage egos.
Qookie: Hey Pink?
Pink: Yeah, what’s up Clown?
Qookie: You see Silky and Slobi speaking truth to power about our beloved butt buddy Trumph?
Pink: Qookie I hear you they won’t stop shedding light on the fact that we choose party over family.
Qookie: I say we text block all their messages like we are a couple of teenage girls?
Pink: Yeah I agree, I’m getting my body back too. Messi is the GOAT.
Qookie: Your an idiot Pink. Text blocking you too if you don’t think like me.
Pink: Oh you’re right I’m sorry.
Qookie: That’s a good Pink
To drive around aimlessly in town. Similar to back roading.
Hey Lyndsey, do you wanna flop the block?
A box of tissues used specifically for catching semen while masturbating.
Got a new wad block, I'm going home to watch some pr0n
When you are driving on a 2 lane road/highway and the two cars in front of you are pacing each other and you are unable to pass them.
A similiar situation to when you are playing the game of Parchesie and you can block your opponent from moving around the board when 2 of your color pawns occupy the same space
Oh man! Look at this Parchesie block! I can't even go around them. One of them better move or I'm gonna explode!