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When a white man whips out his member, and their partner is vastly disappointed and depressed at the lack of size, and pleasure from said member. In other words, much like an albino garden snake, it's useless, small, and not worth the time to mess with.
Ex.
Nicki: "Hey Jessica, I hanged out with John last night... of course we did 'the sex'"
Jessica: "oh wow, how was he?"
Nicki: "he's an Albino Garden Snake :("
Jessica: "I fuckin' knew it"
A nasty ass chinese restaurant in kingston that uses dog meat as their "chicken"
-hey do you wanna go to jade garden for lunch?
-Nah I don't feel like eating dog today.
Someone who uses urine to water various plants on the side of the road at night
Generally when intoxicated an unable to hold it for the duration of the trip
Passenger: I need to water the crops right now dude
Driver: You’re always such a night gardener
Passenger: I need to go now pull over to that to that ditch
The 6 inchers
Oscar’s are good at geometry dash and getting bods
Jimmy’s are good at looking like a demented bookcase and love milliebobbybrownandmore
I saw a Jimmy Garden, Oscar Hay Bale
Wow! Did you know they have a 6 inch juicy willy
Yeh I sucked Jimmy Garden’s last night and I licked his photoshopped abs.
a childish term for a wood-louse
"Mummy mummy, look at that garden pig!"
Any wwe fan who thinks going to every MSG house show since 1988 is an accomplishment
Keith and Ivan are a bunch of garden streakers...vlad is an exception
the act of drinking an entire bottle of wine before performing orally on an Olive Garden breadstick
"Dude last night I totally embarrassed myself by performing a dirty Olive Garden"