Shoe Laces

1. (n.) Long strings of salivation, which hang from the jowls of dogs; usually occurs when the dog in question is watching his/her master eating something that seems rather delicious (example: pizza, ice cream, chocolate, hamburgers).

Sophie: Ew! You're dog's drooling!

Lacey: It's cause the food we're eating is so delicious. She smells it, and drools like that.

Sophie: They look like shoe laces!

Lacey: Because they are.

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shoe gazer

shoe gazer (SHOO gay zer) n., pl. -ers 1. synonym for emo. 2. gerund: the physical posture an emo assumes while listening to emo music

example 1: Dude 1: Yo dude! What's up with that chick? Why is she staring at the ground like that?
Dude 2: She's listenin' to emo music dude, she's a fuckin' shoe gazer.

example 2: A group of 10 shoe gazers committed suicide at the Morissey concert last night.

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Throwing shoes

To have sex, to make love, to f*ck

"Did you throw any shoes this weekend?"
"Yes, but I never throw shoes without socks
"Yeah i love throwing shoes!"

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bitch shoe

the act of inserting one's foot (not necessarily part of sexual act) into the partner's/a girl's ass and walking around with her like she was footwear.

"bitch, be my shoe!"

"man, my wife got me so upset i bitch shoe'd her around the living room."

"my girl wanted me to bitch shoe her last night but she didn't fit, i'm a size 11, she's like, an 8."

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clown shoes

someone who is big and bent

fuck off clown shoes

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The shoe horn

Remove penis from vagina so that a "popping" noise occurs.

When I give her the shoe horn she goes nuts!

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Shoe Safe

to use ones shoes as a safe for personal belongings. used usually when visiting a friends house, or staying the night.also used at the pool. when you dont want your stuff to get wet

Me: Hey Malcolm, im gonna put my shoe safe next to your door.
Malcolm: Aight man. no one will touch your stuff while its in your shoes.

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