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The act of making a good tackle in football is followed by shouting 'sweaty Jesus'
Barzagli the sweaty Jesus
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To make a (video) chat lag and/or freeze by spamming the comments. Usually due to a large amount of lurking people suddenly reacting to someone appearing on the webcam after hours of staring at a table/notebook/etc.
Coming from Ryland Blackinton's (Cobra Starship) "Who froze Jesus?" reaction to someone's "Jesus it's frozen" comment upon the sudden lag in the video.
Also see shelf kids.
Shelf kid #1: OMG I SAW SOMETHING MOVE!!!1!
Shelf kid #2: OMFG ME TOO RIGHT THERE IN THE RIGHT CORNER!!!
Shelf kid #3: IT'S GABE OMG HI GABE GABEY GABEY GABEY!!!11!!1
Shelf kid #1 & 2: GAAAAAAAABE HI GABE SOUND PLZ GABEGABEGABE SOUNDDDDDD!!!!! COME ON GABE QUIT TEASIN US UNMUTE PLZZZZ!!11
Etc.
Shelf kid #4: Stop freezing Jesus, y'all!
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(Jee•ZUS•CRU•zers) n. sandals. usually with simple leather straps.
That hippy was wearing his Jesus cruisers in the winter! That dude was a hard core Deadhead.
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The "jesus bolts" are the small, high-tensile bolts that attach the rotor pitch control push rods to the swash plateon a helicopter.
If one of these bolts fails, then one of the 'copter's rotors will be decoupled from the cyclic/collective pitch control, which is generally thought of as a Bad Thing; they are so called because if you've led a good life, afther the failure Jesus is the next person you meet.
See also zero survivability incident
Pilot: "Is this thing good to go ?"
Engineer: "Yeah, we even gave you new Jesus Bolts !"
Pilot: "Gee, thanks."
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A substitute for when people feel like saying Jesus Christ but don't want to. So they say Jesus Chrysler instead.
"Jesus Chrysler,That guy is being a real ass"
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The act of ruining a deep, intellectual conversation with a random statement.
Scott: ... And that is why life is so confusing
Dean: Jesus is an Astronaut
Scott: Wait what?
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Someone who lives a life that reflects Jesus.
That guy has got Jesus Swagger!
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