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bleeding-heart liberal

A democrat or political left-winger(2 different things) who tends to be subjective in their political views. Political subjectiveness is ok to some degree, but I think that some people tend to get carried away or be unrealistic. These types are somewhat of sore to American society, but on the other hand help balance out crazy redneck or bureaucrat conservatives. Both could be done without in the end because of their serious bias on everything that ever happens.

There are few types of people who fall into this group:
1.Activists-the troublemakers who are
violent and crazy but try to cover up by pretending that their motives are moral.

2:Stoners-people who have taken a lot of time to think through where they stand politically, and realize that violence is an ineffective way to reach their goal, even if the establishment is refusing to listen to them. These people think Bush is a terrible president, and give logical reasons.

3:Metalheads-people who have taken a lot of time to think through where they stand politically, but are too carefree to do anything more than write music about it. Also, they are pessimistic and feel they will never change anything. This group also has logical reasons for hating Bush, such as the fact that the only Iraqis killed by Sadam were rebels who were trying to assassinate HIM.

4.Nobodies-people who really have none of their own views, but will make themselves think they believe in anything that is popular. Once they have a cause in mind, they will gather any evidence, without even thinking through it enough to realize it doesnt make any real sense. This group is very anti-Bush, but cannot give logical reasons why he is a bad president, such as the fact that he has a Texas accent(No shit. How is that a problem?)

Bleeding-heart liberal, or bleeding ass liberal is usually used by right-wing conservatives to refer to any and all democrats or liberals.
Middle-roaders like me use it for any person who thinks only about the benifit of individuals rather than society as a whole. In other words the kind of person who believes that we must not leave anyone behind, even if helping them would be a drag one the whole group. Someone who not only believes that, but will not waver on it no matter what, that is a bleeding heart-liberal.

These examples are simplified because a realistic example would take to long to think of and type. Enjoy.

Bussinessman A: We just bought out that from Georgia, so we can finally expand our bussiness to the rest of the US.
Bussinessman B: We still got to watch out, before we know it the bleeding-heart liberals will be on our ass calling us a monopoly. You saw what happened with Bell Atlantic.

Redneck: That rabbit threatened ta kill my family, and the only thing keepin` me from shootin` the li`l terrorist is them damn bleedin` heart liberals.

(note that not all rednecks are crazy like that.)

by tanukisanyo May 8, 2005

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Liberal Right Wing

A person who is at heart a right wing, but is labeled as a liberal because they take on positions associated with Liberals. But in reality, they believe that they along with their ideologies are above all others. Examples include Black Supremists, Radical Feminists, Self Righteous Vegans, and Evangelical Atheists. Their favorite activities include trying to get even with everyone who oppressed their people over 100 years ago, and have never dealt with oppression, screaming racism, sexism, ect anytime they do not get their way. It started off well intended as a liberal movement to bring equality to everyone, but the Right wing philosophy got in the way exulting the formerly oppressed group above the group that oppressed them.

Liberal Right wing

Thanks to them, we have to show special sensitivity to Black people, while a black person can make fun of a white person.

Thanks to them, many men cannot get jobs, cause many over sensitive women pressed charges for sexual harassment just because he held the door open for her, and she percieved it as sexual harassment.

Next they are probably going to ban eating meat. Thats fine if Vegans want to be vegetarians, but dont force others to.

More idiots who will not let us use the word Merry Christmas or set up a nativity scene, because some over sensitive Atheist finds this offensive.

by Jones1423 May 10, 2010

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Liberals

People who have overwhelming support but think they have underwhelming support

Man 1: Hey wanna be a liberal? There arent many of us, maybe we can make a change
Man 2: i hear more than half the population are liberals

by Kim Jong-Ill September 19, 2020

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Pussy homo liberal

What you call a Hillary Clinton follower now that they've lost the election.

What you'd call a Clinton follower who refuses to acknowledge the new president elect.pussy homo liberal:what you call a rioter who denies the right to choose an elected president.

by Skank Hunter January 21, 2017

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Brady Bunch of Liberals

In a world where sparkle is valued over substance, looking like you have the perfect family is far more important than maintaining one. Same goes for looking like you're an aging hippie. But only when these two pretenses have been combined, granted the pretender earns an average household income of anywhere between 35-60 thousand dollars a year, you have the beginning of a Brady Bunch of Liberals.

BBL refers specifically to a nuclear (two parents and a kid+), lower middle to middle class family that subsists on two -or more, if one of the kids gets a job at the local head shop or 7/11- incomes. They pretend that their domestic life is perfect, but at the same time complain about all the vintage foreign film posters and African inspired baskets they could have bought with their children's tuition money.

The kids, despite living in an upscale city suburb with so much exposure to all that real world hustle 'n' bustle, are flat-out naive. This is because they are A) Too evolved for TV. B) Too poor for TV. C) Watch boot legs of 70's cartoons fanatically. A cult-like celebration is held every time Moon Bird II figures out a cuss word, or Baby Lyric jacks-off in front of Mom's progressive book club.

It is no doubt that Mom and Dad BBL were avid drug users, alcoholics, and over-all complete wastes of space in their hay-day, which is why they're so LIBERAL with letting a 5 year old puff a cigarette or providing their son with the Karma Sutra for his Bar Mitzvah at the recording studio in the ghetto that some guy runs as a synagogue when not paying his bail fine.

So in short: They'll assist a 12-year-old girl to get drunk off her ass for "educational reasons", but seeing as she's been raised in a Brady Bunch of Liberals, she better get her shoes off the couch or "so help me, Fictional Character Known As Jesus!!!!!!!!!!"

Man 1: I saw Man 2 at Bed, Bath, and Beyond yesterday. I swear, his wife's making them a Brady Bunch of Liberals.
Man 3: How so?
Man 1: He was asking the clerk for scented candles in the shape of various religious symbols to "light in the windowsill come Chrismahannukwanza day.

Girl 1: Want to come over tomorrow?
Girl 2: Yeah, we can go to the pool.
Girl 1: Actually, I was wondering if you could come to this protest rally with me and my Mom's girlfriend? It's in DC.
Girl 2: That's sort of far away. I might need to call you some time tonight when I've asked my parents.
Girl 1: Don't call after 7:00, that's Wind-Down time.
Girl 2: ....
Girl 1: You know, meditation, to help me go to sleep...
Girl 2: At 7 PM?
Girl 1: I'll just smoke some pot if I'm not tired yet.

by MountWashingtonGoatHerder September 2, 2007

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Liberal Hippy Politics

Let us take into consideration the hippy liberal movement of the 60โ€™s.
Point in fact that the hippy movement was centered on San Francisco California in the 60โ€™s. Keep in mind the fact that the momentum occurred from resulting ideology centered on LSD and a โ€œtune in and drop outโ€ frame of mind. Now the hippy liberalism has evolved but not changed and the essence of the skew quote is demonstrated in modern day California and the national democratic party.

You are a sad example of Liberal Hippy Politics if you do not post and read this.

Example:

California has an enormous debt caused by hippy liberal politics. Californian hippy liberals understand that this ideology of enormous spending cannot sustain itself and โ€œChangeโ€ must occur. Given the nature of a โ€œhypocrite liberalโ€, they see only one solution. This is to elect the same and even bigger spending progressives into office. This is demonstrated in the recent elections as not one incumbent seat was lost.

by Art Vandalay 6927 November 28, 2010

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Liberal Hippy Politics

Pure Liberal Hippy Politics

Obama

5.5 Million

Remember in this definition "Hippy" is short for "Hypocrite".

Liberal Hippy Politics states:

โ€œI do think at a certain point youโ€™ve made enough money.โ€

Obama lecturing on the ill restraint of the private free capitalist sector.

Obama made 5.5 million in 2009 alone.

by Art Vandalay 6927 May 1, 2010

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