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Mess something up. Probably influenced by similar phrases like "monkey around with," "monkey business," and "throw a monkey wrench into." Possibly used as a euphemism for "muck up" by people who consider that already-euphemistic phrase too similar to "fuck up."
The phrase does not have any racial implications, though some have called it a "racist dog-whistle" referring to black people. The dog-whistle metaphor is apt because only a racist who secretly equates monkeys with black people would hear this phrase as having a racial dimension.
"The more you try to do certain things, the more you monkey it up." (Henry Homeyer, "Notes from the Garden," 2003)
"All I did was monkey it up." (filmmaker Kevin Smith, "My Boring-Ass Life," 2007)
"The last thing we need to do is monkey this up by trying to embrace a socialist agenda with huge tax increases and bankrupting the state." (Congressman Ron DeSantis, 2018)
A: "I've never heard the phrase 'monkey something up'."
B: "That's funny because it has more than 400,000 Google hits, even excluding the quote from Ron DeSantis."
A: "You're right. My Internet research shows it's disproportionately used on repair-related forums, like 'I'm betting the alignment shop monkeyed it up' and 'You monkeyed it up with the vise jaws.' This supports the association with 'monkey wrench' and further discredits the claim that 'monkey up' is a racial slur."
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B: Ayo cuz, what was ol' girl pussy like?
O: Man, that broad had a Wolf Monkey. That shit was nasty, I ain't even hit.
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A girl who looks like she'll fulfill every sordid whim.
Used as a very simple scale:
Fuck Monkey or Sex Pixie.
Fuck Monkey: Usually in their late teens or early twenties, F.A.B. (firm and bendy).
Sex Pixie: As above, but not as obvious in their intent.
Oi! lads check out the fuck monkey at the bar. I bet she'll go around the world.
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1) Anyone who's employer is Reeves County.
2) One who willingly shoves slim jims up his/her ass.
3) The milk man.
I too was once a dildo monkey. But no longer do I have the desire nor funds to purchase any kind ov beef jerky.
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a peverse sexual act involving ejaculation of semen and use of pubic hair. firstly the male pubic region is shaved, the female then begins felatio upon the male,at the point of ejaculation the male withdraws his penis from the females mouth and ejaculates semen all over her face (commonly known as a money shot) the pubic shavings are then thrown onto the semen to resemble a monkeys face!
"alright darling can i give you a monkey face?"
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A screaming child, or a child that is often ear-splittingly loud.
Hey, lady, shut your fucking howler monkey up or take it out of the movie theatre!
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A person who abuses crystal meth, resulting in the tightening of the facial skin, which gives the face a monkey-like appearance with sucked-in cheeks, pronounced cheekbones, and outstretched ears. The term possibly originates also from monkey on your back.
His crystal meth habit has turned him into a meth monkey.
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