tree monster

ugly person
funny looking
overall OMG what it is

Jason look like a tree monster.

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mud monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn't notice if you were covered in shit.

may we all be mud monsters

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penis monster

a little, green penis shaped creature with eyes and a huge grin with somewhat pointy teeth that runs in place on 4 legs. (This is only in visible form.) He is also known as Bob the Invisible Penis Monster.

Aaahhh! The Penis Monster is going to attack me!!!

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cookie monster

best damn monster in sesame street who gets orgasms eating cookies.

cookie monster went to rehab in family guy.

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green monster

The wall in the left field of Boston's Fenway Park. The wall is about 25 feet tall and robs many a batter of a homerun, hence the monster. The walls are primarily green at Fenway, hence the "green".

It is also the nickname of the lame new mascot for the Red Sox. Don't get me wrong, they are my favorite baseball team, but Wally the Green Monster mascot guy in a suit sucks.

Ex 1: "Trot Nixon blasted a 2-out opposite field dinger over the GREEN MONSTER to put the sox on top in the bottom of the eighth..."
Ex 2: "Kids these days are getting screwed out of cool mascots. I guess Wally the Green Monster is cooler than the MSU Sparty..."

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ass monster

one who gives rough buttsex. an insult.

u assmonster!

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Monster Love

When two Little Monsters are in a Bad Romance.

Little Monster1 to little monster2: "Let's fuck!"
Little Monster2 to little monster1: "Oh, baby! Yeah!"
Little Monster3 to all: "Oooh! Monster Love!"

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