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A Blowjob SO Fucking GOOD, the sheets are Sucked up in your ass.
I had a muffin gasket that required tying the sheet to the doorknob, to pull it free.
When you find a muffin on the dashboard of your car on Monday morning but you have no idea who put it there so you post it on Facebook and find out your dad left it there for you.
It's Muffin Monday!
A derogatory name for a homosexual implying that one holds a testicle sack in their hand.
“Aw do you know that Dave Andrews?”
“Aw yeah he was a total muffin clutcher”
The really ugly and/or fat girl that hangs out with the very attractive girls. The attractive girls will still say that the unattractive girl is "cute". The couch muffin will go EVERYWHERE with the attractive ones.
"Dude, the chick Charlotte tried to hook me up with is a total couch muffin!"
"Man that sucks! Why does Charlotte have such an unattractive friend, when all the others are amazingly attractive?"
Gluten free, sugar free, taste free, certified organic, fresh fruit, non GMO muffin. An insipid but super healthy muffin that lesbians love.
I ate a blueberry lesbian muffin for breakfast today.
a word that badboyhalo uses to call his friends idiots or stupid.
Quackity: FUCKING DUMBASS
badboyhalo: LANGUAGE! you muffin head!