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A dirty, moist, smelly, rotten vagina, even after a thorough douching... Or someone who acts like one.
Teresa is such a swamp muffin, why do you keep getting with her?
Because that pussy is always so wet!
The best food ever created!!
You: dude, wanna go get some blueberry muffins?
Me: fu*k yeah!
when a male specimen inserts their sausage up the female specimens peach and inside their muffins making and mixing it around, just like one is mixing the muffins in baking. This is called mixing the muffins
johny: ohhhh yeah keep mixing the muffins
bobby:I willlllllll
When you cock is shorter then it is longer and wide like a tuna can. The shape of the cock looks like a muffin has been glued on to where the penis would be. This is achieved by being overweight, obese, or born with it. Also see the word chode.
Chase says to his fellow brosefs, "Bros check out my huge muffin dick when I slammed it in the card door this morning!"
Muffin twin is the best person you can imagine. Not everyone can have a muffin twin in their life, but if you have a chance, then you should grab it ASAP. Don't let muffin twin go - it's a win for you and that person will be your best friend for lifetime.
Muffin twins are also gorgeous, they connect with you on a deeper level and their sense of humor is just the best.
It's hard to find a muffin twin, but it's worth searching.
Person 1: Who is that fabulous person?
Person 2: Oh, this is my muffin twin!
Person 1: I wish I had one - it's so perfect!
Person 2: I know, but it's just mine.
A Blowjob SO Fucking GOOD, the sheets are Sucked up in your ass.
I had a muffin gasket that required tying the sheet to the doorknob, to pull it free.
When you find a muffin on the dashboard of your car on Monday morning but you have no idea who put it there so you post it on Facebook and find out your dad left it there for you.
It's Muffin Monday!