tax shelter

n. Bunker in which to hide with one's tax returns when the press come around.

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I need a few more yards of concrete. The reporters got a backhoe and dug up my last tax shelter.

Have you thought of using a charitable foundation?

Soda Tax

Taxation of hand delivered beverages. Usually without warning.

Dude, go get me a soda.
**gets soda, opens it, takes a drink, then delivers it**Soda Tax!
Asshole
Go get it yourself next time

gooch tax

A wild molesting of a person's gooch ( the area between the asshole and balls)

Why did you break my mom's vase? I'm going to gooch tax you for that!

gooch tax

Noun

The art of putting thy grabbing tool into someone's anus

Bro why did you mess me up on my homework! I should gooch tax you!

fanun tax

when trans girls say fanum tax is like when white girls say period(t.)

then he was like "i dont wanna see your tuck" and i was like "get out of here. fanun tax."

Party tax

The price you pay by losing an item while having fun.

“I lost my phone in the river last night when I was drunk.”
“Party tax!”

got fed on tax

When you anticipate getting a lot for next to nothing, but end up having to give way more than it's initially worth.

Dude 1: Man, I let them use my apartment for the weekend. They gave me $500, but i had to use $475 to clean up their mess.
Dude 2: Homie, you got fed on tax.
Dude 1: For real, tho....