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The fact that females in North Dakota appear more attractive than they really are because of the shortage of women in the general population.
"That chick is super hot! Deff the hottest girl in this bar."
"Eh you just got your North Dakota goggles on. That chick would barely be a '7' back home."
North Adams MA:The place where police defend Mob-backed drug traffickers from neighbors who dare complain about them. Where a certain former city official known for trying to convert NA into a boutique city for millionaires is himself patriarch of a clan of trailer trash. Where the local banks hire crackheads and junkies as tellers, the better to give organized crime access to customers' personal identifiers, safety deposit boxes, etc.
The North Adams MA City Council proudly. approved the police director's issuance of a taxi license to two thugs from PA convicted of running a taxi business to distribute narcotics in that state. Nobody in North Adams cares.
The most redneck of all the schools in Buncombe country N.C. Once had a highly questionable (bdsm master) security guard. Has very fancy bathrooms where the stall doors are sheets of spray painted ply wood with the corners cut out so you can open it over the toilet.
Administrator - you’re fired from north Buncombe high
Security guard - why?
Administrator - for being a bdsm god
He is a creppy teacher he looks at girl, he is so creppy when doing that
Help Mr North is looking at me
Ikr what a Pedo north 🍑
Also well-known to the denizens of Toronto as The Uptown Ultimate and The Bathurst Bomb, the action of dining at Wimpy's for breakfast, Dr. Laffa for lunch, and Pho Viet Xpress for dinner in the same day.
Girl: Mmmm, it's Sunday, let's stay in bed for a bit longer and cuddle up today.
Guy: No son, we're hitting the North York trifecta today. Wear your stretchy pants.
To ejaculate without warning as if preempting a more meaningful, but highly unlikely ejaculation in the future, much as the communist-dictating does in handling its diplomacy.
For visual stimulations that might lead to pulling a North Korea, Google "Kim Jong Il lesbian".
I'm gonna pull a North Korea on your ass and fire a warning shot, without protection.
Careful, I'm prone to pulling a North Korea without protection when I get excited.
Pulling a North Korea is a sure-fire way to prevent a visit to Planned Parenthood.
Dood 1: "Dude, how'd your night go last night?"
Dood 2: "I got caught pulling a North Korea without protection."
Dood 1: "What happens when you get caught?"
Dood 2: "America comes in and destroys your ass."
Dood 1: "That could get messy."
When there's an election, but only one candidate is running.
"I was gonna go vote for mayor, but I found out there was only one person running for it, it was a North Korean Election."