Jamie: Yo have you had sex with Jesse yet?
Gabi: no he’s participating in No nut November 😭
Today will be National Hug Your Pillow And Pretend It’s Your Crush Day! We know, we all are lonely right now.
“Do you know what day it is?”
‘Of course, it’s November 1st!’
“Well it’s also National hug your pillow day and pretend its your crush!”
‘Oh, okay person who simps over fictional characters.’
“Whatever! Can’t wait to cry while hugging the pillow thinking of them.”
National 5 star ur best friend day, because sometimes they deserve it.
Me- Hey it’s November 1st you know what that means
Best Friends- What?
Me- *slap*
Best Friend- “Holy Shit Ouch”
National tell your crush you like them day
On November 11 I will tell my crush Hannah I like her
No fickling in the month of Novembou. All the bad habits stop, healthy for the skin and for the hair.
person 1: “Hey have you been taking part in No Fickle Novembou.”
person 2: “of course bru, my skin glowin”
Tomorrow is national hug day and u can hug anyone who wants a hug
Someone:hey it’s November 7th can I have a hug
Me:yes!