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A tool sent by God in order for us inferior human beings to wipe our asses.
"Yo, did you get enough toilet paper for these weeks. It's getting very expensive because of the Corona Virus"
"Nah, you can wipe my ass with your tongue"
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A net that you hang inside your toilet to catch anything that falls out of your pockets (ex. wallet, credit card, spare change) while you "go".
"If I hadn't had my Toilet Buddy, my credit card would've been flushed!"
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A giant ass man's head inside of a dirty ass toilet having a seizure while saying over and over "SKIBIDI DOP DOP DOP DOP DOP YES YES YES YES SKIBIDI DOP DOP DEEP DEEP SKIBIDI DOP DOP DOP DOP DOP"-
"I needed to take a massive shit so I decided to use the skibidi toilet. After I was done, more than half of my ass was gone."
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when u shit in the toilet and after u flush shit is still there..so u need to get the brush out to clean it
1. hey dad, u just went toilet painting.
2. ohh man i hate cleaning up toilet painting's.
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In poker, it is when you end-up with nothing.....but 5 red cards, but you do not have 5 of the same suit. Instead, you have something like 3 diamonds and 2 hearts...or some other aweful combo. No pairs, a shit hand. This hand will actually beat to a full toilet. See full toilet definition.
"i went all-in with a full toilet and got beat by a toilet flush"
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a toilet who is alive and eats people who sit down on them.
anna was eaten by a toilet zombie
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