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When a man is having sexual intercourse with a woman from behind. The man proceeds to take out his pistol, and shoot the girl in the back of the head.
Jeremy: Dude, i gave Jessica a banana pancake last night!
Jesse and Noah: WHAT DID YOU DO WITH ALL THE BLOOD?!
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when a female sits on males head and cums in the males mouth, then the male spreads the females asshole and spits the sticky white substance in her asshole after playing with it in his mouth
Ashley wanted to give me a Russian pancake
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An annual breakfast meeting of the San Diego channel 2 news team.
"I don't think I'll be able to attend the pancake breakfast because I'm going jogging"
"No, it's the pancake breakfast, we do it every year... you'll be there"
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When a woman spreads her legs and lowers herself to the floor about a foot away and kegel's a vagina blood clot and it splatters on the floor in a circle shape screaming " AH HA A VAGINA PANCAKE!!!"
Fuck you Bubbs I'm gonna splatter your face with a vagina pancake!!!!
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the act of taking leftover pancakes preferably from IHOP, and shoving them into a woman's vagina. then eating her out. add syrup for extra fun
this chick wanted pancakes from a pancake house. so i gave her a Pancake House
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After laying a shit on your partner's chest (with permission),you flatten and smooth it out with your shotgun*.
*Shotgun can be double-barrel, 12 gauge, side-by-side, over/under, as long as it does the job.
After Steve shat on Bertha's chest, he felt it was appropriate to turn the pile into a Georgia Pancake since it was their anniversary, so he pulled out his shotgun and got to work.
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when you make a flat shit on a vagina
I gave Becky an african pancake last night
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