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Bacardi Breezers??! I'm not drinking that disgusting bitch piss.
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Whilst on the lash , the hired Northern Irishman called Dermot (real name Raymond) decides to sprint away from the group across the road and never to return till breakfast the next day with 6 hours of memory lost with a pissed off girlfriend and a mysterious mistress called Tina who play rugby.
Dermot on every night- " I'm off for a Newcastle piss"
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a small circular object found in urinals for the purpose of eliminating odors. See heavycake
I got so drunk last night that I think I ate the piss cake at the Black Angus!
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That biscuity mass left over after an extremely painful piss.
Like a kidney stone, but spreadable.
Damn man I'd better see the urinologist, I left a huge piss biscuit last night.
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Really happy about something. The opposite of piss me off.
A : What did Aiko do last night?
B : She stayed up late and worked on our project
A : Wow!
B : She really knows how to piss me on!
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Someone who you dont actually hate or diss-like, but cant be bothered being nice to.
Someone who annoys you but you are still their friend.
Abby: lets go to sarah's party!
Mel: No shes a piss face.
Abby: shes your best friend!!
Mel: i know, i just cant be bothered going.
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Somone that urinates after they masturbate to flush the urethra of all traces of sperm.
I am a piss jerker
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