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When someone drops backwards onto the ground with one leg bent behind them, flopping their pussy onto the ground. Affectionately known as a “death drop” in drag races.
When Samantha did a pussy flop, she bruised her vulva.
When your girl friend or wife knows that you like to have sex first thing in the morning and acts like she is asleep until you give up and get out of bed.
Man, I was hoping to get laid this morning but Cindy played pussy possum so I had to work one out in in the shower.
The female equivalent of to "Dick Down" i.e. to vigorously ride your partner until his toes curl.
A ride so intense and vicious that the adrenaline rush he experiences is comparable to falling 30,000 ft from a helicopter
A sexual encounter so ingrained into his conscience that grunt he heaves after he ejaculates will be heard within 5 mile radius
B: Mate, let's go grab a pint
A: Nah I'm meeting up my girl tonight
B: Bro you just hung out with her last night
A: Fam she pussy pounded me into next week
I ain't missing out on that
B: Nuff said
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A theoretical and scientifically disputed quantum superstate of hetero man's most idealized characteristics of the perfect pinnacle vagina.
Claimed to possess the ability to completely control the minds of its helpless victims, the diamond pussy earns its name from the countless number of suitors attempting to woo the bearer by showering it in diamond rings and other precious goodies.
This had led some scientists to conclude that it may be some sort of space-time vacuum anomaly similar to a black hole, consuming all energetically valuable material within its accretion disc to fuel its dark inner heart.
"Despite his aversion to marriage Daniel found himself unshakeably compelled to put a ring on Jaqueline's diamond pussy."
When a girl does the splits on top of your face with her pussy directly over your mouth and you stick your tongue out and push her up and down like a bench press
Dude I needed a chest workout and I was craving some pussy so I started pussy pressing my girl.
when you grow out your bush so long you can braid it
person one: did you bang that chick last night?
person two: i was gonna but then i saw her pussy braids and backed out
person one:thats hot af
person two:you need jesus
A dirty man who scrounges for young girls in mysterious places such as the woods, wasteland and your garden.
"John, look, there's that dirty old pussy badger!"