When you realize something after you chill out.
Person 1: God I don't want to deal with this.
*3 hours later*
Person 1: Oh that was probably really easy. Stupid post salt clarity.
Basically the same as saying suck my dick
Person 1: Oi faggot
Person 2: Suck my salt you gay bitch
The act of having someone lick your (a native Virginian) sweaty balls after a period of intense sweat.
Stephanie really got the Virginia Salt Lick after we got home from a day of intense summer river rafting.
the funniest nickname for a vagina!
"Person 1: do you wanna go down on me?
Person 2: yeah, I want a taste of salt lake city"
the funniest nickname for a vagina!
"Person 1: do you wanna go down on me?
Person 2: yeah, I want a taste of salt lake city"
When something is so damned good it blows your mind, kicking the Hell out of both sex and salt and vinegar chips.
That puff pastry was better than sex and salt and vinegar chips.
An Individual with an Obsessive Urge to visit places near or be on the Global Ocean.
The Salted Monkey is always at the Beach Bar or on his Boat