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When your browsing through some chicks online photo album thinking, hey this chick is pretty good looking, then come across a fug shot that shows her in all her bon bon munching fluffy slipper day after glory.
Fug shots are often hidden inbetween high contrast heavily air brushed softened self portrait shots.
"Fuck look at that fug shot, that was close nearly got burnt on that one"
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The act of looking down a girl's shirt.
"Duuude, did you get a shirt shot on that chick?"
"Mann, I soooo did, her tits are huge!"
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A selfie taken while on the toilet or near one. Also includes any bathroom photo with a stall or urinal in the frame.
Lisa must live in a bathroom because all of her profile pictures are shitter shots.
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Similar to phone sex but involving alcohol instead.
Especially helpful when one partner is without a source of alcohol or engaged in an activity that prohibits the consumption of alcohol.
"I just got on the highway and I had such a crappy day at work, I need you to pour me a phone shot right now and drink it while I tell you about it! That's it! Yeah, one more cube of ice and just a tad more lime baby! You know the way I like it!"
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A method used by soldiers to quickly ingest the instant coffee found in MREs.
Typically, one pours the contents of the instant coffee packet directly into the mouth, followed quickly by a swig of water to dissolve the grounds and wash it down. If feeling particularly creative, one may add the included sugar packet to the instant coffee packet prior to taking the shot.
This allows the caffeine contents of a medium sized cup of coffee to be swallowed in a matter of seconds. This is usually a last resort for soldiers who must remain awake, because the high comes quickly and is often followed by a severe loss of energy.
Platoon SGT: Those of you on fire watch MUST remain alert tonigt, take ranger shots if you have to, but we move out at 0400.
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A girl that has a great body and looks great from afar, but not so much up close. Not unlike a chip shot in golf. Looks good from 50 yards out but once closer, its not what you wanted. Synonym of butter face.
That girl we saw yesterday was a chip shot.
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When you are jacking off near your partner and are about to cum. You angle your load and nut in her face. Attempt to get it on her eyes, and mouth. When she wakes up she will make zombie noises.
Austin:Bro! Did you hear what Eric did to his chick?
Josh: No what?
Austin: He zombie shot his lady!
Josh: No way! Did she scream like a zombie.