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Will and could give you head for a Nickleđź’€ also will fuck anything and everything
That Simone Tom(AKA: Bop) wanna be fuck my man!!!
She is the most beautiful most caring and most fit person ever but people don’t get that and take advantage of her but she is one to keep. She doesn’t see value in boyfriends but she will accept you if you test her right and have a good relationship with her. She’s interesting, intelligent but also very funny but there are people that don’t like her. They are missing out !!
When you travel to another country for dick
Damn he’s hot but he lives in another country.. this is going to be a Simon situation
Simon Tingey - that badass motherfucker who can take away all your strength, just using his little toe. Everyone should know a Simon Tingey. But BE WARNED - he will not hold back when it comes to criticism of your film choices or those films you have yet to see.
Side note: will never win at Superfight
Girl: hi what's your name?
Simon Tingey: Simon Tingey
Girl: cool
Ugly fucking cunt I hate more than myself
PEOPLE I DONT REALLY LIKE
YOU
MYSELF
SIMON FUCKING COWELL
I REALLY SIMON COWELL
THE TWA-
“look it’s simon cowell”
“i like that guy”
“ya”
*punches paper towels*