Slang for shots of alcohol.
The shot-tear correlation lying in the fact a real Texan loves their fair share of alcohol, and shots comparably low amount.
Derek: Blood, sweat, and tears, it’s what makes a man.
Ren:Real man’s comprised of blood, sweat, and Texan tears.
The production of significant tears produced during excessive and boisterous laughter
That movie was funny! Couldn't stop Sally tearing bro.
A made up phrase because saying I worked hard or really putting effort would be a lie
Yea, he used to say “tear the bone out” cause he was lazy and a true hard days work would probably kill him
When droplets of liquid form on the ends of the mustache. Occurs when drinking frothy beverages, and/or vaping.
Tyler, how was that beverage? Your mustache tears make it look as if we're a most wonderful beverage.
That vape was so good, I have mustache tears of joy. Simply beautiful !
When a queer woman performs oral sex on a straight girl.
I wish I could go on dates with women who know they're into women. Until then I guess I'm just stuck tearing the carpet out of the closet.
Bidet tears: when someone's tears are so pathetic you want to wipe your ass with them.
I wish my ex would stop trying to guilt me into a mercy fuck with his bidet tears.
another one of the endless tersm for a womans period
I was going to go over to Pam's to get laid, but she's crying the crimson tear