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first date test

A test a man gives a woman on the first date by attempting to sleep with her. If he is successful she has failed the test and is too promiscuous to be considered girlfriend material.

James had a great time with Sarah on their date. However after they went back to her place and he gave her the first date test and she failed by allowing him to sleep with her he decided not to call her again.

by Pasadina Montgomery March 24, 2009

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Monster can test

It’s where you get a monster energy drink and compare it with your pork sword, if the cans smaller you win

Person 1: “Nah bro mines not small it passed the monster can test“ person 2 “you probably just tested to see if you could fit it in the can”

by Mantistoo August 17, 2021


The Fitnessgram Pacer Test

The Fitnessgram Pacer Test is a "20 Meter" test. Children think that "20 meter" means that they don't have to run more than that, but they're wrong. They run in 20 meter intervals. As you continue to run these intervals, the time periods get shorter and shorter, and by 35, the less athletic kids are done. Then the athletic kids get to show off. Basically the Pacer Test is just making children run up and down a 20 meter space a bunch of times.

The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The runner speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal *bodeboop*. A single lap should be completed every time you hear this sound *ding*. Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!... Start.

by dracman21YT October 25, 2017


indian bravery test

A test of soul where one puts hand in fire if he flinches it burns if he pulls it out it is Chopped off

“Man I can’t believe Jhon got his hand burned durning the indian bravery test ”

“Shouldn’tve Flitched”
“Yeah he’s a cunt”

by JackoFudge October 19, 2018


black light test

Using a black light to test a piece of furniture, clothes, etc. for traces of body fluids

I was gonna buy this couch off Craigslist, but it failed the black light test so I decided to pass.

by Childish Jaredino October 8, 2015


Post Test Clarity

When all your higher brain functions return upon the completion of a test and you realise how much of a disappointment you are.

Ace: Man that test was so easy for me! How'd you go?

Walt: ...I just had the biggest Post Test Clarity ever...I want to die.

by COKE AND COLA February 22, 2022


Iphone Drop test

a genius drops a mobile device on the floor, and you will never guess what happens!

wassup guys, techrax here and today I have the new Iphone 6, so we are going to be doing an Iphone Drop Test today!

by JoeWobbler December 8, 2017