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a day to celebrate the men with pretty dicks
“man i heard it’s june 30th! we should probably go visit jake.”
“yeah we should”
The day of sleeping
Well, you have to be late on every meeting this day
- Ah, shit, I was supposed to be here at 12 am
- On June 30th you're allowed to be there at 1 pm, baby :)
Only guys with fast cars are born in this day, you drive around knowing your car is faster and cooler than most. All your friends wanna drive in your car
Hey is June 30 John’s birthday let’s go race people
National angry mom day
On December 30th every mother is mad at their children for no reason
*December 29*
Kid - mom can I meet up with my friends tomorrow?
Mom- Yes ofc
*December 30*
Kid- Im going now bye!
Mom- WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING YOU BRAT
*Kid calling*
Kid- Hi yeah I can't come, it's December 30, forgot?
December 30. Is inter national send a soapy nude day.
Bro 1: Yooo bro send a shower nude.
Bro 2: no im not gay
Bro 1: but it is december 30. Silly
Bro 2: oh my bad sending it rn
December 30th is national buy your younger sibling a toy.
" on December 30th I have to buy my younger sibling a toy "
December 30 is national vyn’s day.
friend: hey it is december 30 today
: did you mean the coolest person to exist in this universe of ours or perhaps in the multiverse as he is the only person at the very top and on his level ?