When you freeze poop put it in a blender and then eat it
He had royal pudding for breakfast
the best food to ever exist. you cannot change my mind!!
random guy: bro are you gonna eat that yorkshire pudding?
guy 2: IS THAT EVEN A QUESTION? of course i’m gonna eat it, you dumbass.
random guy: sorry i-
guy 2: *slaps* DON’T EVER TRY AND STEAL THE ONLY THING THAT KEEPS ME GOING AGAIN! disrespectful
“I took Brittany out for dinner the other night and got a scouse pudding on the ride home”
A viscous and unrelenting assault of the groin region, not to be mistaken with 'pud smuckers'.
Hey bro, how did it go with that chick last night?
Terrible dude, I called her by another girls name and she totally pud smuckered me!
Shit that comes out of sewer line after being backed up.
I snaked the corn pudding out the line.
A type of pudding made by your loving grandmother, while very tasty and sweet it reeks and then you realize grandma accidently rubbed banana pudding on her feet calluses instead of ointment so she put it back. Don't worry about it being gross though she's senile.
"Hey Billy how about that trending grandma pudding are you a fan?"
"Nah Jeff because when my grandma makes it for me she gets foot fungus stuck in it"
Grandmas-pudding: Gross foot pudding with Banana pudding being the most popular variation.