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to cause destruction, jailbreaks, looting, homicide, and cannabalism to a town or city through means of flooding.
It's a good idea to have flood insurance in case your house gets new-orleanized.
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When something is pleasing to the ear and it is good news.
Antonym: Bad News
Person 1: "Dude, I won the lottery today!"
Person 2: "Smoos News!"
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an awesome band that is wicked fun live!
brand new! wooohooo!
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An object, device, any product of mankind, which is deemed futuristic, unnecessary, and occasionally gay. Something is often called new fangled by a cranky old man who is spiteful of this new and awesome technology. Types of art can be considered new fangled as well, particularly music (commonly created by young people.
Brian: Hey Grandpa did you see that tricked out roll of tape Jimmy was rolling down the street!?
Grandpa Jones: Hell yes I did! That new fangled device surely cost his mama a pretty penny! In my day we used spit and semen to stick shit to shit!
Brian: STFU D0OD!!!!!!
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A small town in north jersey right outside of New York City. It is home to the nicest people on the east coast. Beautiful houses, nice cars, and great schools are what you'll find here. All moms walk their kids to school in the morning and pick them up in their SUV's in the afternoon only to rush them off to soccer practice, ballet class or flute lessons. Most of the kids are ridiculously smart and talented in pretty much everything so they go to great schools and grow up to make tons of money in New York City just like their parents. The dads all walk home together from the train station after work to find their perfect families waiting and dinner, made by their house-keeper, on the table. On the weekends, the kids don't really throw killer parties because they know their parents will find out because everyone is in each other's business. Football games are attended every weekend and church at the Presbyterian Church at New Providence is a must on Sunday morning. Pretty much an adorable town filled with rich, but nice people who have perfect lives. Kind of like a mini version of Desperate Housewives without the bitchiness.
"Hey are you moving?"
"Yeah, I'm going to New providence so my kids can be smart and be nice people."
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I am so sick of assholes from other states putting New Jersey down. Jersey is awesome and everyone else is simply jealous and/or ignorant. Sure, as you get closer to NYC there are many factories, but there is more to NJ than some damn factories! Try looking up north near High Point where there are farms as far as the eye can see. Try looking at Mendham where some of the richest people in the country trot around. Try looking down south at Cape May, a beautiful town along the ocean filled with Victorian homes. The only place you will see big-haired women and people who say "joisey" is in the frickin movies. And as for our driving...please stop giving us crap because you can't handle your car. NJ rocks and that's that, all the other states should just give up. P.S. if you want to visit a real armpit of a state go to PA. The people here are grammatically challenged (Pennsylvania Dutch?), have shitty food (chicken and waffles?), and are the most incompetent drivers I have ever come across. Long live NJ!
New Jersey is the Best Fucking State....EVER!
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Known to the world as Australias bitch
Hey I am going on a holiday
Were to?
new Zealand
oh yea mean Australias bitch
Yes I do
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