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owned, i.e. embarrassingly defeated
Man, I totally paper scissors rocked you at Guitar Hero last night!
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That toilet paper you find in public restrooms all over the world. Aptly named Texas toilet paper because it is rough, tough, and don't take shit from nobody.
The company switched from name brand to texas toilet paper, so now I wait til i get home to take a shit.
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paperbag pretty is another term for a butterface.
The paperbag is used to induce beauty upon the face which is extremely lacking.
Guy 1: Damn son, you see that girl bangin body?
Guy 2: Yeah but look at her face, that girl is paper bag pretty.
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A game lesbians often play when bored or unamused. Similar the children's game "rock, paper, scissors", but instead refers to "rock" as fisting, "paper" as fingering, and "vagina" as scissoring.
Lesbian 1: "I'm Bored. Ellen DeGeneres isn't on, and I've already read the Feminine Mystique three times."
Lesbian 2: "Might I interest you in a game of Rock, Paper, Vagina?"
Lesiban1: "Sure! Let me just go make a sandwich first..."
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when you are wiping your ass and the toilet paper rips so your finger touches your asshole and possibly goes up the asshole by "accident"
dude i was taking a wet ass shit and the toilet paper was really thin so i accidentally did a toilet paper touch
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Police Officer writing somone a ticket or filing a warrant for someone's arrest. Once a person has a warrant out for their arrest they are considered "on paper."
Johnny Law spent all day on the freeway dropping paper on people speeding. Johnny Law is at the D.A.'s office now dropping paper on that murder suspect.
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A really skinny hot guy. Usually black.
He's pretty... Oh no paper prince, nevermind.
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