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Let Me Turn Into the Mole and get a Swole is a phrase used when a man is attempting to have relations with another person. The idea is that an erection is "swole" and one would like to have it burrow in an oriface like a mole would burrow into the ground.
"I'm saying though, let me turn into the mole and get a swole!"
The reason that despite being fucked by thousands of people, elitists' mother does not have many many children.
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Sticky Keys lets you use the SHIFT, CTRL, ALT, or Windows Logon keys by pressing one key at a time. The keyboard shortcut to turn on Sticky Keys is to press the SHIFT key 5 times.
Disable this keyboard shortcut in Ease of Access keyboard settings
bored human: lemme type the "Do you want to turn on Sticky Keys?" keyboard prompt.
another human: fcuk
The best quote from the office
Well well well how the turn tables you have activated my trap card
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A saying made popular by true crime podcast.
Detective Overton made your sugar turn to shit.
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When your in a left lane at an intersection and right as the light turns red you slam the gas pedal and honk your horn so traffic knows your coming.
Damn it Dave that guy did a Los Angeles Left Hand Turn Signal and nearly cut me off.
Mom said it's my turn to play on the Xbox
Mom said it's my turn to play on the Xbox
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