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An electronic benefits card given to people who cannot provide for themselves monetarily (mainly for food.) Named rightly so because President Obama will "give one to anyone."
Cashier: "Your total is going to be 100.00"
Card Holder: "Oh snap, let me get out my "Obama's Platinum" to pay for this food!!"
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Card Holder talking to friend: We can get some candy, cake, pop, ice cream, you name it!
Friend: Dang! How are you going to pay for all this?
Card Holder: Don't worry, I get $600 a month on my "Obama's Platinum" I'll pay for it!
Friend: I need to get me one of them cards!
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Obama Beesechurger is known for blowimg up orphanages, burning down the white house, and sending death threats to their fans
Joe: Hey have you heard of Obama Beesechurger?
Mama: Ah yes! He sent me death threats yesterday
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A term to replace "welfare mom". Since new age liberalism is all about changing history and titles. Welfare mom is so 1980ish and needs to be replaced with hipper title to fit with the Idiot-in-Chief's reclassifying American society. Thus, change we can believe in.
Every 1st of the month is when da goberment sends out da welfare checks to the Obama mamas - yea boyyee.
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obama or nobama wich ever u please but this african american is running for president of the united states.By my standards he does indeed have good intentions for this country he's planning on.
-Changing our fuel source so we are not so dependent on the middle east
-he is planning on takeing our troops out of iraq
-and many other things
also but this is mostlikely a rumor
-planning on making weed legal and lowering the drinking age
so he's got my vote
however people dont necessarily ike him because they say he is muslim but he's not he is christian he admits it and so does mccain he is mixed his father is black i think and his mom is white i think
"hey did u hear barrack obama is going to make pot legal" stoner 1
"awesome"stoner 2
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Refers to the 47% of the population that will vote for President Barack Obama, no matter what he says or does, because the majority of them are unintelligent, on Government assistance / welfare; emotionally enamored with Obama; African American; etc.
They consist, primarily, of uneducated people who don't work and thus, do not care about the economy, foreign policy, or the health of the United States in general.
All that they primarily are concerned about, is that they receive their food stamps; free HUD housing; other Government assistance; etc.
I hope that Mitt Romney can beat Obama, but it's going to be hard to do since the President has The Obama 47 in his pocket.
"I agree. With all those welfare whores, drug dealers, ex-cons, scam artists, and fat white women following him like lemmings, it going to be hard to pull an upset victory."
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Dude 1: Hey look its thats one guy.
Dude 2: Who President Obama?
Dude 1:?????? Yea
Dude 2: Damn your stupid dude 1.
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Obama that Drama is a phrase that asks one to tone down their bombastic or dramatic behavior, referencing the cool nature and composure of the current President of the United States, Barack Obama.
Hey, man. No one wants to hear your whining. Obama that Drama.
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