gang of toilet

A woman with a huge booty!!!

That girl's got a gang of toilet on her!

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Outside toilet

Another word for a bumhole

She's a right gomper, I wouldn't fancy cleaning her outside toilet!

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confused with a toilet

shat on or peed upon, shit on one/something, treat with total abandonment of respect, 'stink' upon one, break-down, malfunction

my boss got me confused with a toilet

my tv confused me with a toilet last night

john's wife confused him with a toilet

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toilet painting

when u shit in the toilet and after u flush shit is still there..so u need to get the brush out to clean it

1. hey dad, u just went toilet painting.
2. ohh man i hate cleaning up toilet painting's.

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Skibidi Toilet

A giant ass man's head inside of a dirty ass toilet having a seizure while saying over and over "SKIBIDI DOP DOP DOP DOP DOP YES YES YES YES SKIBIDI DOP DOP DEEP DEEP SKIBIDI DOP DOP DOP DOP DOP"-

"I needed to take a massive shit so I decided to use the skibidi toilet. After I was done, more than half of my ass was gone."

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the angry toilet

when you've been holding it in for way too long. then you go to some shitty place, like a mcdonalds, and rush to the toilet. once on the toilet you squeeze really hard causing a shotgun effect of shit in the toilet.

dude i just did the angry toilet in there, theres shit everywhere.

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Toilet Flush

In poker, it is when you end-up with nothing.....but 5 red cards, but you do not have 5 of the same suit. Instead, you have something like 3 diamonds and 2 hearts...or some other aweful combo. No pairs, a shit hand. This hand will actually beat to a full toilet. See full toilet definition.

"i went all-in with a full toilet and got beat by a toilet flush"

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